2008-09-01: Egg salad sandwiches are gross
2007-11-30: Old and out of shape.
2007-11-28: Not dead. Just, you know, FYI.
2007-07-06: If the shoe fits . . .
2007-04-16: Life out of balance
2007-04-12: Moving on
2007-03-22: That's enough, John Mayer.
2007-02-05: Times they are a changin'
2007-01-05: If your heart surrenders you'll need me to hold
2006-12-21: A long winter's nap
2006-10-06: I have boobs. I watch the tube. A lot.
2006-08-15: See You Later
2006-07-05: I would win the gold medal for napping.
2006-05-29: Call me, John Krasinski! I mean that!
2006-04-11: Face facts: Rob Thomas rocks. Hard.
2006-03-31: Talk about Desperate! Man! Ryan Seacrest!
2006-03-22: America gets the Idol it deserves
2006-03-10: A treatise on cabbies, breasts and sex
2006-03-09: Did you google me? I googled you.
2006-02-05: When I'm 64? Shit, Paul! How about now?
2006-01-31: The Case Against Jen
2006-01-28: I am part of the problem
2006-01-18: Golden Globes + Me Running = Giant Headache
2005-11-11: I ride a looooong bus, baby. I ride a train.
2005-10-03: Fall of the house of Usher
2005-09-20: Why can't we have nice things?
2005-09-05: New Orleans is Sinking
2005-07-16: Yipee Kiyay, motherfucker!
2005-06-19: My eyes are blind I cannot see
2005-06-07: Why I Hate Celebrities: Part the sixth.
2005-06-06: Do you want a cookie?
2005-05-16: I want to be tan, not orange
2005-05-09: Roving postage stamp!
2005-04-29: Ain't no time for Idol threats
2005-04-24: Running to a standstill
2005-04-19: I'b sdill sick. Ugh.
2005-04-18: In which I complain about CSI: Miami. Again.
2005-03-28: Patty's eyes.
2005-03-28: Sweet tooth, creme egg tooth. Same diff.
2005-03-10: Fametracker: The Final Reckoning
2005-03-06: Geek Chic: MIAMI
2005-03-01: Inside Oscar's brain.
2005-02-22: Fear and Loathing in the Laundry Room
2005-02-17: Mediawhores R Us
2005-02-11: I Dream of Sethy
2005-01-23: Everybody funny. Now you funny too.
2005-01-21: Lick my bum!
2005-01-19: Yum. Boil me up some sheep stomach!
2005-01-18: Saddle up my hoss. . .
2005-01-01: Love and Peace. Or ELSE.
2004-11-18: Why I currently have a tension headache
2004-11-05: Dear America. . .
2004-10-21: Stop me if you've heard this one...
2004-10-11: What's so civil 'bout war anyway?